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Great Music by Kicking Butt

This page is dedicated to the greatest band ever to rock Kerr 4. The Slicers came together in 2005 while filming the Slice trilogy. And while the line up has changed over the years, one thing remains certain - Derrick Miller is still the greatest Slicer.

  • Lead Vocals - Derrick Miller
  • Lead Guitar - Will Wackerman
  • Hermonica / Back up Vocals - Shelby Coulter
  • Keyboard/ Back up Vocals/ Lead Vocals - Peter Wackerman
  • Bass - Cody Watts
  • Back up Vocals - Scott Robison

 

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The Slice Theme

You didn't see a poop in the movie.
You didn't see a shower scene.
It wasn't a love story or drama.
But you did see Slice killing.

He killed everyone that he saw.
Just for being bloodsuckers.
He didn't care if they had families.
Because to him they were just mother WHAT!

Slice.
He loves to kill.
Slice.
He loves the thrill.
Slice.
He's coming for you.
Slice.
He'll kill your dog too.

He used a pool stick to stab people.
He killed the ones that killed his father.
There was a foe as strong as we was.
Turns out that it was his brother.

Chorus

The movie is finally completed.
You just saw the whole dang thing.
Much of it should have been deleted.
Especially everything.

Chorus
Chorus

Death to Vampires

Mourning the morning.
Life's getting boring.
Time to spice some life.
Innocent children.
Life ever lasting.
Time to run and hide.

Or

Die.
Die.
Die.
Die.
Soon you all shall
Die.
Die.
Die.
Die.
And when you do
Die.
Die.
Die.
Die.
That will be the end of you.

Forget regret.
Here's to death.
Soon I shall eliminate you.
It's absurd.
Slice's the word.
Sun shall illuminate you.

You're out of luck.
Drink some blood.
Soon I'll be coming for you.
Dream a dream.
Hunt in teams.
Nightmares coming true for you.

Chorus

Death to vamps
Sucking on tramps
In the back alleys.

Rotting corpses
Getting morbid
All in a collecting rally.

Soon I'll kill ya.
Stabbing through ya.
And you will . . .

Chorus
Chorus

THAT WILL BE THE END OF YOU.